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Diana Spencer's diary

13 October 2002

4th August 1996

Weight 6st, alcohol units 8, people in marriage 0, calories
in 5424, calories out 4631, total 793


Hah! Went to visit that George chap in the Priory today -
apparently xxxxxxx xxxxxxxx has been up to his old tricks
again! Told him he wasn't the first outsider to be shafted
by the house of Windsor but he didn't seem to find it very
funny. Just kept rocking backwards and forwards, babbling
incoherently and demanding booze. Exactly the kind of
credible witness I need to destroy those scheming bastards.
Luckily Paul remembered to bring my tape recorder.

...


21th June 1997

Weight 7st, alcohol units 3, people in marriage 0, calories
in 150 (hurrah for airline food!), calories out 150 (and
sick bags!), total 0 (v.v.g)


William's birthday. Bought him some porn and a Barbie Twin.
Got to make sure he doesn't turn Edward.

Just got back from a landmine benefit gig in Washington.
Christ it's a boring place - all white stone and no shops. I
thought charity was supposed to begin at home (!). But at
least I made the cover of Vanity Fair. Met a marine who lost
his foot in Angola. He was gorgeous. Will probably shag him
next time I'm there.

Looks like the Bastards are panicking about crazy George.
The police are starting to sniff around - heard Charles say
he's going to personally "get to the bottom of things". I
sometimes wonder if he does it on purpose. Anyway, as he
couldn't even organise a bloody urine sample without help,
I doubt his 'internal enquiry' will get them off the hook.
Perhaps Michael could help him? It wouldn't be the first
time he's taken the piss.

...

30th August 1997

Weight 8st, alcohol units 45, people in marriage 0, calories
in 6173, calories out 0, total 6173 (v.v.bad!)


Shit, shit, shit. 35 fucking grand! The Bastards have paid
him off. Bloody typical. Well they won't get rid of *me*
that easily! As soon as I get back from Paris I'm phoning
Martin Bashir - no more Miss nice Princess of Hearts.

Think I'm going to have to dump Dodi too - he's spending a
bit too much time with Paul. Keeps calling him his 'rock' -
whatever that means - then they sort of wink at each other
and giggle. Honestly, why can't Paul get his own friends? He
even asked me to introduce him to Michael Barrymore the
other day. Over my dead body.

Told Mohammed that our secret deal was off. He took
it surprisingly well actually - didn't swear once (v.
unusual) He's even offered to organise a limo to take us
to the airport tonight. Sweet.



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