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Having it both ways with Paris Hilton

29 January 2004

The slithery ex-boyfriend of Paris Hilton, Rick Saloman, has sued the Hilton family (for $10 million) for claiming that it was he who released the notorious 'sex tape' of him and Paris doing the naked cha-cha.

And now - in a breathtaking act of chutzpah - he has offered to settle the lawsuit if they grant him the right to sell the film on a pay-per-view website.

Such are the lengths a gentleman will go to protect his dignity.

And in a nice twist to the tale, Paris Hilton has had a security guard fired at a Hilton hotel for shouting out: "You should have won a Globe for your porno!"

The incident, we imagine, unfolded something like this...

The Scene: The Golden Globes party at the Beverley Hills Hilton.

GUARD: You should have won a Globe for your porno!

PARIS: What? Don't you know who I am?

GUARD: Yeah, you're the girl from the porno.

PARIS: You can't say that!

GUARD: You rock!

PARIS: Daddy daddy, I want this man fired!

MR HILTON: Why, pumpkin?

PARIS: He joked about my porno!

MR. HILTON: Is this true, did you joke about my daughter's porno?

GUARD: No sir, Mr Hilton. I said she should have won a Golden
Globe for it.

MR. HILTON: I couldn't agree more.

PARIS: What? Daddy!

MR. HILTON: The thing is, I'm not completely sure it's even her.
I must be going to the wrong sites, because I can only get those
fuzzy ones. Have you got any decent...

PARIS: Daddy!

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