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WAWIBF... Miss Plutonium

4 February 2007

Your best friend says they’ve met someone. A special someone they think might actually be ‘the one’. You’re excited, naturally. You love your best friend and you really want them to be happy. You ask them what this new person in their life does for a living.

What’s the worst thing they could say? Porn star? Maybe. Politician? Maybe. Cheeky girl? Eww.

What if he or she works in a nuclear power plant? Although it’s not a given that that person is therefore ‘a bad egg’, it would probably trigger certain associations and make you feel slightly uneasy. As it would be if they worked for a company that manufactured landmines, or grew tobacco, or published Tony Parsons.

No one knows this more than the world’s nuclear power plants. They know they have image problems. They know everybody hates them. Which is why the website charged with representing the Russian nuclear industry has decided to embark on a little PR that will turn things around and make everybody love them. That’s right, a beauty contest.

Ilya Platonov is the not-at-all-misguided boss of the forward-thinking website. ‘There are a lot of beautiful women in the Russian nuclear sector,’ he explains. ‘They have such shiny skin.’

Take a look.

Woof woof! They’re all so radiant that it’s almost impossible to choose, but our vote goes to the smacked-up one in the wig.

And when we’ve finished objectifying thee ladies with our fists, we’re off to stock up on nuclear fuel.

It’s sexy.



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