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WAWIBF... Guy Goma

26 May 2006

The BBC have a lot to answer for. It was bad enough that they managed to mistake a jocular, Malteser-headed African for a pasty-faced, lozenge-headed ginger white man. It was bad enough that they put the former on TV in place of the latter and failed to realise for an inordinately long time not only that he wasn't quite the 'expert' on the battle of the Apples they suspected, but also that he could barely speak English. What makes the whole thing something of a tragedy however, is the fact that Guy Goma may now face deportation as a direct result of the Beeb's startling incompetence. But hold on a moment, you say: if he is deported, it's because his tourist visa is out of date; he is therefore an illegal immigrant and deserves to be deported - we should actually be thanking the BBC for inadvertently highlighting his illegal status... Oh, bog off and balls should we. Whether Goma has overstayed his official welcome or not, the man is an absolute sweetheart and for that reason alone he should be left in peace. Furthermore, for the boundless joy his bewildered expression and indomitable spirit have given the millions and millions of people who have downloaded his interview from the BBC and, ironically, the Daily Mail website, Goma should get to stay in our country as long as he damn well likes, he should be given a fortune in state benefits and his pick our houses, our jobs and our women. After all, it's illegal immigrants like Guy Goma that make Britain Great.

[Ooh, acording to this fansite: 'May 25 15.03 - Guy Goma has asked Kizzi Nkwocha to impart the following message: "Please let your site visitors know that his immigration status
was clarified some three years ago and he is free to live (and work) indefinitely in the UK. He also wanted to thank everyone that's expressed support - especially through your site." So there ya go folks!' - Hurray! Please ignore above article.]

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