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WAWIBF... Allah

24 April 2004

Last Saturday morning an employee of the Hogan, Sullivan and Bianco funeral home in San Francisco arrived at work and was confronted with every mortician's nightmare: a 48-year-old homeless man slumped cock-naked over an elderly corpse. Ex-employee Mahdi Allah had entered the premises sometime the previous night using a key he had presumably stolen or copied
when he used to work there.

Then he made his way downstairs to the storage freezers and picked out his victim. Having moved the body onto the floor, he proceeded to - well, you can imagine. Having had his way with the dead lady, he then fell into a seemingly peaceful, highly drunken slumber, on top of her; maybe even inside of her. According to the San Francisco Examiner, Allah is being charged with two counts of sexual assault 'upon a person who is unconscious or unaware' or in this case, dead, and one count of burglary, presumably for the key.

Mr Allah is said to be one of those men who live homeless 'by choice' - so it's not as if he doesn't get out much. However, he probably doesn't meet that many women, and those that he does meet are probably not that attracted to him. But obviously, that's no excuse to rape dead people.

Funeral home manager Eric Bianco told police he was 'absolutele disgusted', then did everything within his power to distance himself from Allah. "It's an unfortunate situation," he understated, "and if there is one person to blame, it is the person who did it." Which is so difficult to argue with, it actually begins to sound suspicious. Maybe Bianco and Allah were in it together. Maybe not. Whatever the grisly truth, one thing is for sure: "Allah fucks dead grannies" is a once-in-a-lifetime headline to die for, and the fact that no-one had the balls to
use it - least of all us - is a crying shame.

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